Last night I had planned to go out with a couple of friends.
However when I got home my boyfriend had still not found the passport he began looking for the previous day.
So I started to help. I looked through all of the sensible places. I searched the filing cabinet file by file.
I looked through the less sensible places, such as the kitchen drawers and recipe book shelf.
The previous night I watched him check the passport drawer, so knew it could not be there. In case though I asked 'did you check the drawer again'? The reply: About 4 times.
So we kept searching into the evening.
EVENTUALLY when it was far too late to meet people who'd been out since six o'clock I was on the verge of announcing that he was just going to have to queue for an emergency passport application today when I checked the passport drawer. I had no expectation of finding anything, but guess what?
HIS PASSPORT WAS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE! Idiot x